Saturday, 10 July 2010

Lesson #1

A turkey was chattin wit a bull."I wud luv 2 b able 2 get 2 the top of that tree"sighed the turkey,"but I havnt got the energy."
"Well,y dnt u nibble on some of my droppings?"replied the bull. "They'r packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung,& found it actualy gave him enuf strength 2 reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day,afta eatin sum more dung,he reached the second branch.Finally afta a forthnight,the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer,who shot him out of the tree.

*MORAL OF THE STORY*
Bullshit might get u 2 the top,but it wont keep u there.

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